We don’t want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.
I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building.
To expiate the pain of losing her firstborn son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging in Stalinist agitprop outside President Bush’s Crawford ranch, … It’s the strangest method of grieving I’ve seen since Paul Wellstone’s funeral. Someone needs to teach these liberals how to mourn.
Few failures have been more spectacular. Illiterate students knifing one another between acts of sodomy in the stairwell is just one of the many eggs that had to be broken to make the left’s omelette of transferring power from states to the federal government
I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that’s all I really need to know.
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America’s self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You’re for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words “abortion” or “tax hikes” pass their lips.
Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties – provided we’re only talking about criminals.
If we’re so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren’t they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
I’m not going to be lectured to.
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