“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
~Joan Rivers
“I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn’t even know they were pregnant.”
~Josh Lucas
“I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete’s baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.”
~Andre Agassi
“I said I would get better with each baby, and I have.”
~Demi Moore
“I was always musical – yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.”
~Susan Boyle
“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.”
~Carl Sandburg
“Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.”
~Brad Pitt
“Children reinvent your world for you.”
~Susan Sarandon
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.”
~Kin Hubbard
“A baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it.”
~Frank A. Clark
“What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.”
~ Benjamin Spock
“Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.”
~Charles Dickens