Cats Quotes

These be some cat quotes about those cute cats for your caturdays.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
~Saki

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
~Winston Churchill

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~Jeff Valdez

God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. ~Fernand Mery

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
~Ernest Hemingway

Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan.
~Proverb

The cat loves fish, but she’s loath to wet her feet.
~Proverb

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
~Mary Bly

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.
~Louis J. Camuti

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
~James Herriot

When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?
~Montaigne

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
~ Pablo Picasso

If the claws didn’t retract, cats would be like Velcro.
~Bruce Fogle

I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
~Jean Cocteau

No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
~ Abraham Lincoln

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
~Paul Gray

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
~Barbara Holland

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.
~Author Unknown

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.
~Paula Poundstone

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.
~Carl Van Vechten

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
~Garrison Keillor

The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
~Margaret Benson

Who among us hasn’t envied a cat’s ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely?
~Karen Brademeyer

The cat was created when the lion sneezed.
~Arabian Proverb
It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.
~Deng Xiaoping

When a cat speaks, it’s because it has something to say, unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech.
~V.L. Allineare

Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
~Winifred Carriere

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
~Eugene O’Neill

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.
~Martin Buxbaum

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
~Michel de Montaigne

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life – music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
~Terry Pratchett

A beating heart and an angel’s soul, covered in fur.
~Lexie Saige

By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.
~Sidonie Gabrielle

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.
~William Shakespeare

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
~Theophile Gautier

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
~Hazel Nicholson

There is something about the presence of a cat…that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
~Louis Camuti

Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don’t know he’s there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker.
~Astrid Alauda

Time spent with cats is never wasted.
~May Sarton

People that don’t like cats haven’t met the right one yet.
~Deborah A. Edwards

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