These be some cat quotes about those cute cats for your caturdays.
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
~Saki
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
~Winston Churchill
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~Jeff Valdez
God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. ~Fernand Mery
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
~Ernest Hemingway
Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan.
~Proverb
The cat loves fish, but she’s loath to wet her feet.
~Proverb
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
~Mary Bly
A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.
~Louis J. Camuti
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
~James Herriot
When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?
~Montaigne
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
~ Pablo Picasso
If the claws didn’t retract, cats would be like Velcro.
~Bruce Fogle
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
~Jean Cocteau
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
~ Abraham Lincoln
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
~Paul Gray
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
~Barbara Holland
A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.
~Author Unknown
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.
~Paula Poundstone
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.
~Carl Van Vechten
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
~Garrison Keillor
The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
~Margaret Benson
Who among us hasn’t envied a cat’s ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely?
~Karen Brademeyer
The cat was created when the lion sneezed.
~Arabian Proverb
It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.
~Deng Xiaoping
When a cat speaks, it’s because it has something to say, unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech.
~V.L. Allineare
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
~Winifred Carriere
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
~Eugene O’Neill
If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.
~Martin Buxbaum
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
~Michel de Montaigne
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life – music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
~Terry Pratchett
A beating heart and an angel’s soul, covered in fur.
~Lexie Saige
By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.
~Sidonie Gabrielle
I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.
~William Shakespeare
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
~Theophile Gautier
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
~Hazel Nicholson
There is something about the presence of a cat…that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
~Louis Camuti
Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don’t know he’s there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker.
~Astrid Alauda
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
~May Sarton
People that don’t like cats haven’t met the right one yet.
~Deborah A. Edwards