Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
It’s official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that’s what everybody thinks he said.
A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I’m thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag.
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That’s bad news – they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
New York… when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
Wherever we’ve travelled in this great land of ours, we’ve found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
People say New Yorkers can’t get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
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