The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
~ Andrew A. Rooney
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
~ Anonymous
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because you lap is warmer.
~ Alfred North Whitehead
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
~Steve Bluestone
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
~ Samuel Butler
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
~Josh Billings
The dog represents all that is best in man.
~ Etienne Charlet
Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
~George Eliot
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue.
~ Anonymous
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
~ Anonymous
Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.
~Anonymous
A dog wags its tail with its heart.
~Martin Buxbaum
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
~ Henry Ward Beecher
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
~Mary Bly
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’
~ Dave Barry
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
~Mahatma Gandhi