Driving Quotes

These are some of out favorite quotes and sayings about Driving.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
~George Carlin

Driving Quotes
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
~Erma Bombeck

A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial.
~Andrew H. Malcolm

A quote on reckless driving:
Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.
~Marlen E. Pew

Here is a Funny Driving Quote:
I can’t swim. I can’t drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
~ Dylan Moran

A quotes on self reliance using driving as a metaphor:
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don’t like being in the passenger seat when a crazy woman’s driving, that’s for sure!
~Mark Wahlberg, Movie Actor

Something you will see often in India. This is a funny quote on Traffic rules or the lack of it.
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.
~Henry Morgan

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
~ Dan Rather

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
~Mac McCleary

Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.
~Tommy Lasorda

Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated.
~Jean Baudrillard

On Drunk Driving:
The only safe amount of alcohol when you are mixing driving and drinking is zero — double zeros, no alcohol.
~Tina Pascoe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
~Albert Einstein

A proverb on driving:
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
~American Proverb

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
~Funny driving quote from a movie by Robin Williams

Driving quote on going green:
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
~Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.
~A Highway safety billboard message

Who says that driving is only an industrial era phenomena:
On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.
~Curtis McDougall

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.
~Stirling Moss

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
~Will Rogers .. Won’t do much for the economy, but would help avert the credit crisis that often comes every few years.

Another funny quote on safe driving:
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~Dudley Moore

Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.
-A quote about safety for children when driving

Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window.
~Grey Livingston.. Another funny quote on driving I like.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.
~Tommy Cooper

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key
~Edward Abbey

Another Highway billboard for safety driving, in the interest of the public:
Drive carefully! Remember, it’s not only a car that can be recalled by it’s maker.

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