Funny Baby Quotes

Here are some of my favorite funny baby Quotes.

“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.”
~Marshall McLuha.

Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.”
~Penelope Leac

“People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t have them.” ~Leo J. Burke

“I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.”
~Douglas Feave.

“A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”
~Ronald Knox

“If you want a baby, have a new one. Don’t baby the old one.”
~Jessamyn West

“If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.”
~ Dave Barry

“Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.”
~ David Ogilvy

“If your baby’s beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you’re the grandma.”
~ Theresa Bloomingdal.

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.”
~Ed How

“Since I had the baby I can’t tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn’t need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that.”
~Lisa Kudro.

“Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this – is that thereafter you have it.”
Jean Ker.

“Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.”
~ Ed Asner

“Babies don’t need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.”
~Amy Heckerling

“A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.”
~Unknown

My favorite again,
“Babies are such a nice way to start people”
~Don Herold

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.”
~Kin Hubbar.