There is a good way to breakup with someone and it doesnt include a post-it.
~From Sex And The City
The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
~ Katherine Hepburn
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
~ Groucho Marx
I just want u to be happy with me or without me.
Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.
~ Milton Berle
I got the ring , he got the finger
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
~ Mae West
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here!
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
Never go to bed angry , Stay awake and plan your revenge
Men only have two faults….What they do, and what they say!
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
~ Charlie Brown
Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
~ Victoria Holt
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
~ Cecilia Egan
Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, disposable.
Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
~ Zza Zza Gabor
The dread of lonliness is greater than the dread of bondage, so we get married.
~ Cyril Connolly
You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again.
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.
~ Zora Neale Hurston
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
~ George Carlin
It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man.
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
~ Joan Rivers
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
God help the man who won’t marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.
~ Benjamin Tillett
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
~ Leonardo Di Vinci
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
~ George Bernard Shaw
My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I’ve got another three goes.
~ Sally Poplin
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
~ Albert Einstein
Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.
~ Lisa Hoffman
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ Agatha Christie