Funny Break Up Quotes

There is a good way to breakup with someone and it doesnt include a post-it.
~From Sex And The City

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
~Cher quotes

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
~ Katherine Hepburn

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil
~ Unknown

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
~ Groucho Marx

I just want u to be happy with me or without me.
~ Unknown

Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.
~ Milton Berle

I got the ring , he got the finger
~ Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
~ Mae West

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
~Rodney Dangerfield

I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here!
~ Unknown

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
~Lily Tomlin

I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures
~ Unknown

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
~Adrienne Gusoff

Never go to bed angry , Stay awake and plan your revenge
~ Unknown

Men only have two faults….What they do, and what they say!
~ Anonymous

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
~ Charlie Brown

Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
~ Victoria Holt

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
~ Cecilia Egan

Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, disposable.
~ Cher

Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.
~ Cher

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
~ Zza Zza Gabor

The dread of lonliness is greater than the dread of bondage, so we get married.
~ Cyril Connolly

You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again.
~ Unknown

Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.
~ Zora Neale Hurston

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
~ George Carlin

It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man.
~ Unknown

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
~ Joan Rivers

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
~ Unknown

God help the man who won’t marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.
~ Benjamin Tillett

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
~ Leonardo Di Vinci

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
~ George Bernard Shaw

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I’ve got another three goes.
~ Sally Poplin

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
~ Albert Einstein

Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.
~ Lisa Hoffman

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
~ Anonymous

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ Agatha Christie

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