Here are some funny quotes by Groucho Marx. He never failed to deliver a good laugh and this is our feeble attempt to remind you that you always have time for a good laugh, or a smile.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
~This is Classic Groucho Marx. My favorite quote.
Go and never darken my towels again.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I’ve got the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
What is favorite Groucho Marx Quote?