Insults Quotes

This is a collection of quotes and sayings about Insulting someone. We have categorized the quotes into two parts. The first parts are insults quotes, or quotes that are “about” the act of insulting, which mostly will tell you that you should never Insult someone. The second part are are some short insulting quotes that you can use to criticize someone. Please don’t hurt or criticize someone who is sensitive and don’t have a sense of humor. The second part is just for fun. Feel free to contribute as well.

Insults quotes:
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
~ J. Russell Lynes

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
~ William Hazlitt

It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
~Annaeus Seneca

A broken bone can heal, but the wound
a word opens can fester forever.
~Jessamyn West

He who puts up with insult invites injury.
~Unknown

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble
~ Sinclair Lewis

One insult pocketed soon produces another
~ Thomas Jefferson

I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don’t have to be nice anymore.
~Unknown

A slander is like a hornet; if you can’t kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
~ H.W. Shaw

It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting.
~Unknown

To be insulted by you is to be garlanded with lilies
~ Aristophanes

If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War.
~ George Washington

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
~Louis Nizer

A stiff apology is a second insult… The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.
~ G. K. Chesterton

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
~ Moliere

Never insult anyone by accident.
~ Robert A. Heinlein

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone
~An Arabian Proverb

Short Insulting Quotes:
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
~Oscar Wilde

I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
~ Steven Pearl

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
~Unknown

I’m not that desperate and you’re not that lucky.
~Unknown

I think you are a general offense and every men should beat you.
~ William Shakespeare

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
~Johannes Brahms

After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone.
~ Larry Brown

Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.
~Unknown

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing
~Unknown

I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
~Unknown

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
~Anon

Lois: Oh, I haven’t been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
~ From Family Guy

Apparently, he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine, if you get my drift.
~ Dave Barry

If you’re gonna be two faced.. at least try to make one pretty.
~Unknown

I’ve come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
~Unknown

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ, he gave her a lecture on anorexia.
~ Wendy Morgan

If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you.
~Simon Cowell

I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.
~ Groucho Marx

(Disclaimer: These insulting quotes are meant to be used for fun and fool around with our close friends who will not mind a good joke. We are not responsible if the use of the quotes from our site hurt someone. These quotes were meant to be used with a sense of humor and are not meant to intentionally hurt someone)

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