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Golf Quotes

Some famous quotes on golf and the game..

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
~P.G. Wodehouse

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
~Author Unknown

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
~Mark Twain

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.
~Lon Hinkle

I know I am getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
~Gerald Ford

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
~Princess Anne of Great Britain

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best.
~ Jack Nicklaus

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
~Ted Ray

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
~ Huxtable Pippey

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
~Joey Adams

Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
~Michael Green

Isn’t it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
~Bob Hope

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
~Art Rosenbaum

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
~Robin Williams

Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain’t no game.
~Burt Shotte

Golf is for those who like to stroke it.
~Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
~Paul Harvey

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
~ Ernest Hemingway

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
~Tommy Armour

Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don’t. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don’t want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me.
~ Greg Norman

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.
~Jack Nicklaus

Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
~Phil Blackmar

Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.
~ Henry Cotton

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
~ Bob Hope

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
~Lee Trevino

The harder you work, the luckier you get.
~ Gary Player

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
~ Art Spander

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it.
~Jim Dent

My handicap? Woods and irons.
~Chris Codiroli

My golf is improving. Yesterday I hit the ball in one!
~ Jane Swan

If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
~Lee Trevino

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
~Pete Dye

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
~Unknown

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
~Jim Bishop

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening – and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
~Arnold Palmer

Struggle Quotes

Here are some inspirational quotes of struggle, because if you don’t struggle hard enough or if you haven’t struggled in life, chances are, you are not too successful as you would have wanted to be. There are the lucky ones and the prodigies who had it easy all the time, but most of us had to struggle and struggle hard and we got it, because it does not go unrewarded.

OK, here are the struggle quotes.

“The strongest have their moments of fatigue”
~Friedrich Nietzsche

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.
~ Albert Einstein

And in which we say that life is eternal but continue to struggle to survive.
~Neale Donald Walsch

Nothing is given to man on earth – struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible – the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has chosen.
~ Andrew Bernstein

A victorious army first wins and then seeks battle. A defeated army first battles and then seeks victory.
~ Sun Tzu

If you succumb to the temptation of using violence in the struggle, unborn generations will be the recipients of a long and desolate night of bitterness, and your chief legacy to the future will be an endless reign of meaningless chaos.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have always struggled to achieve excellence. One thing that cycling has taught me is that if you can achieve something without a struggle it’s not going to be satisfying.
~Greg Lemond

It would not be better if things happened to men just as they wish.
~ Heraclitus

The last struggle for our rights, the battle for our civilization, is entirely with ourselves.
~ William Wells Brown

Classes struggle, some classes triumph, others are eliminated. Such is history; such is the history of civilization for thousands of years.
~Mao Zedong

The highest reward for a man’s toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it.
~ John Ruskin

So shall I fight, so shall I tread, In this long war beneath the stars; So shall a glory wreathe my head, So shall I faint and show the scars, Until this case, this clogging mould, Be smithied all to kingly gold.
~John Edward Masefield

Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
~Napoleon Hill

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.
~ Arthur C. Clarke

We struggle with the complexities and avoid the simplicities.
~Norman Vincent Peale

It’s a struggle for every young Black man. You know how it is, only God can judge us.
~Tupac Shakur

All glory comes from daring to begin.
~ Eugene F. Ware

Fourth of July Quotes

Some 4th of July quotes to wish your friends on the fourth of July and maybe use the quotes in your decorations.

“The United States is the only country with a known birthday.”
– James G. Blaine

“The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation. ”
- Woodrow Wilson

“Well it’s time for them to own their failure. It’s time for us to change America.”
-Obama

“To preserve the freedom of the human mind then and freedom of the press, every spirit should be ready to devote itself to martyrdom; for as long as we may think as we will, and speak as we think, the condition of man will proceed in improvement.”
- Thomas Jefferson (3rd US President )

“The real democratic idea is, not that every man shall be on a level with every other, but that every one shall have liberty, without hindrance, to be what God made him”
- Henry Ward Beecher

“Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.”
-George Bernard Shaw

One more on 4th of July quote on Liberty:
“Liberty is the breath of life to nations. ”
-George Bernard Shaw

“Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.”
- Benjamin Franklin

Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all!
By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall.
-John Dickinson

4th of July quotes“Our flag is red, white and blue, but our nation is a rainbow – red, yellow, brown, black and white – and we’re all precious in God’s sight.”
-Jesse Jackson

“Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
- Thomas Paine

“Where liberty is, there is my country”
- Benjamin Franklin

“I shall use America and democracy as convertible terms”
- Walt Whitman

“Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.”
- Kahlil Gibran

“I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.”
-Simone de Beauvoir

“Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better. ”
-Albert Camus

Father’s day Quotes

With father’s day just round the corner, I though I’d share some father’s day quotes with you all.

“My father, a good man, told me, “Never lose your ignorance; you cannot replace it”

~Anonymous

“It is a wise father that knows his own child.”
~ William Shakespeare

A father is a banker provided by nature.”
~Latest Proverb

“A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with the snapshots of his kids.”
~Unknown

Here is one funny father’s day quote:
“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.”
~Unknown

“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. ”
~ George Herbert

“My father was often angry when I was most like him.”
~Lillian Hellman

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.”
~Tim Russert

“I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week.”
~Mario Cuomo

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. ”
~Charles Wadsworth

“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.”
~Sigmund Freud

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them. ”
~Confucius

Here is a father’s day quote from the bible.
The proverbs of Solomon. A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish son is the heaviness of his mother. ~Proverbs 10:1

“It is not flesh and blood but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons.”
~ Johann Schiller

“My father was very strong. I don’t agree with a lot of the ways he brought me up. I don’t agree with a lot of his values, but he did have a lot of integrity, and if he told us not to do something, he didn’t do it either.”
~ Madonna

“The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears.”
~ Francis Bacon, Sr.

“The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.”
~ Confucius

When one has not had a good father, one must create one.”
~Father’s day quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

Weed Quotes

You may wonder! What? Weed Quotes? How can there be quotes on weeds, but here we are. Some of these are really famous and inspiring as well, and then we have the other weed.. the kind that we smoke..

Here are some famous weed quotes that might inspire you like this one by Doug Larson.
“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. ”

I grew up like a neglected weed – ignorant of liberty, having no experience of it.
~Harriet Tubman

“Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds.”
~Leonardo da Vinci

“A man’s children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season.”
~Anonymous

“Less than the dust beneath thy chariot wheel, less than the weed that grows beside thy door.”
~Adela Florence Nicolson

“You must weed your mind as you would weed your garden.”
~Astrid Alauda

And some quotations with the word Weed..

But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last.
~Robert M. Pyle

Slavery is a weed that grows on every soil.
~Edmund Burke

A man’s children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season.
~Author Unknown

One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds.
~John Burroughs

A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
~Author Unknown

A good garden may have some weeds.
~Thomas Fuller

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
~Anonymous

What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place. ~Donald Culross Peattie

I always think of my sins when I weed. They grow apace in the same way and are harder still to get rid of.
~Helena Rutherfurd Ely

And then some funny quotes on Mariju**a for your Tee Shirts or myspace and suchlike

That’s what I do… Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke… I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup, that’s my twist.
~Beanie Sigel

Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens.
~William Beveridge

Neither do thou lust after that tawny weed tobacco.
~Ben Jonson

And a nice Proverb on Weed:
“Criticizing another’s garden doesn’t keep the weeds out of your own. ”

“Science grows like a weed every year.”
~Kary Mullis

Anthony Robbins Quotes

Quotes by Anthony Robbins or Tony Robbins

“Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.”

“I’ve come to believe that all my past failure and frustration were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living I now enjoy.”

“More than anything else, I believe it’s our decisions, not the conditions of our lives, that determine our destiny.”

“Determination is the wake-up call to the human will.”

“Questions provide the key to unlocking our unlimited potential.”

“The meeting of preparation with opportunity generates the offspring we call luck.”

“For changes to be of any true value, they’ve got to be lasting and consistent.”

“All personal breakthroughs begin with a change in beliefs.”

“Things do not have meaning. We assign meaning to everything.”

“Beliefs have the power to create and the power to destroy.”

“There is always a way-if you’re committed.”

“Whatever happens, take responsibility.”

“The path to success is to take massive, determined action.”

“There’s no abiding success without commitment.”

“Your life changes the moment you make a new, congruent, and committed decision.”

“It’s in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.”

Zig Ziglar Quotes

Some quotes by Zig Ziglar

If you learn from defeat, you haven’t really lost.

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success.

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you.

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty.

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.

Success is dependent upon the glands – sweat glands.

Money won’t make you happy… but everybody wants to find out for themselves.

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

The way you see people is the way you treat them.

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace.

Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

Remember that failure is an event, not a person.

Action often precedes the feeling.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure.

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.

Where you start is not as important as where you finish.

It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you use that makes a difference.

You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.

People don’t buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.

Every choice you make has an end result.

If you go looking for a friend, you’re going to find they’re very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere.

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be.

A goal properly set is halfway reached.

You are the only person on earth who can use your ability.

Helen Keller Quotes

When one door of happiness closes, another opens.

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships.

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.

The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker.

Of all the senses, sight must be the most delightful.

No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world.

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.

True happiness…is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough.

Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.

Life is either a great adventure or nothing.

Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadow.

No one has a right to consume happiness without producing it.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

Douglas Adams Quotes

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

If somebody thinks they’re a hedgehog, presumably you just give ‘em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.

Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Kahlil Gibran Quotes

And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.

Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not grow.

Yes, there is a Nirvanah; it is leading your sheep to a green pasture, and in putting your child to sleep, and in writing the last line of your poem.

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.

It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked, through understanding.

Your friend is your needs answered.

In battling evil, excess is good; for he who is moderate in announcing the truth is presenting half-truth. He conceals the other half out of fear of the people’s wrath.

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. When you enter into it take with you your all.

Yesterday is but today’s memory, tomorrow is today’s dream.

You have your ideology and I have mine.

To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to do.

Wisdom stands at the turn in the road and calls upon us publicly, but we consider it false and despise its adherents.

The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns; the pessimist stares at the thorns, oblivious of the rose.

When we turn to one another for counsel we reduce the number of our enemies.

The deeper sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain.

Say not, ‘I have found the truth,’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth’.

What is this world that is hastening me toward I know not what, viewing me with contempt?

If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.

Every man loves two women;the one is the creation of his imagination and the other is not yet born.