Sarcasm Quotes and Sayings

Here are some Quotes about Sarcasm and but Sarcastic quotes, because we think everyone needs a good dose Sarcasm.

“Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.”

“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”
~Stephen Bishop

We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
~ Marianne Moore

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
~ Goethe ( My Favorite Sarcasm Quote 5/5)

You don’t have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
~John Ciardi
Sarcasm Quotes
Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
~Fyodor Dostoevski

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.
~Roland Barthes

Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.
~Thomas Carlyle

He has to learn that petulance is not sarcasm, and that insolence is not invective. ~ Benjamin Disraeli

Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. ~Thomas Carlyle

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?
~Jean Cocteau

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
~William Feather

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
~ Steven Wright

The satirist is prevented by repulsion from gaining a better knowledge of the world he is attracted to, yet he is forced by attraction to concern himself with the world that repels him.
~Calvino

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility
~Lawrence G. Lovasik

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
~ Unknown

Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked “Brightness,” but it doesn’t work.
~Gallagher

As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
~ Woody Allen

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
~ Seinfeld

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
~ Kin Hubbard

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
~Brendan Gill

A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
~Elbert Hubbard

I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
~ Chandler Bing

It’s a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
~ John Cleese

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
~P.D. James

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?
~ Jean Cocteau

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
~ Emo Philips

Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind of reception it meets in the world, and that so very few are offended with it.
~Jonathan Swift

The trouble with America isn’t that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.
~Louis Kronenberger

Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!
~ Groucho Marx

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
~ Billy Wilder

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
~Oscar Levant

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.
~Ogden Nash

There`s a good sense of fun and lack of sarcasm in the Texans, maybe a little earnestness which is kind of why I found it quite Australian.
~Rachel Griffiths

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
~ Ambrose Bierce

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
~Dan Rather

He can’t help it – he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.
~Ann Richards

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”
~ Oscar Levant

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.
~Rufus Choate

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
~Cecilia Egan

If the French were really intelligent, they’d speak English.
~Wilfred Sheed

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done.
~Peter Ustinov

To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon
~ Ambrose Bierce

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
~Alexander Wolcott

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
~Frank Zappa

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