“My father, a good man, told me, “Never lose your ignorance; you cannot replace it”

~Anonymous

“It is a wise father that knows his own child.”
~ William Shakespeare

A father is a banker provided by nature.”
~Latest Proverb

“A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with the snapshots of his kids.”
~Unknown

Here is one funny father’s day quote:
“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.”
~Unknown

“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. ”
~ George Herbert

“My father was often angry when I was most like him.”
~Lillian Hellman

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.”
~Tim Russert

“I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week.”
~Mario Cuomo

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. ”
~Charles Wadsworth

“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.”
~Sigmund Freud

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them. ”
~Confucius

Here is a father’s day quote from the bible.
The proverbs of Solomon. A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish son is the heaviness of his mother. ~Proverbs 10:1

“It is not flesh and blood but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons.”
~ Johann Schiller

“My father was very strong. I don’t agree with a lot of the ways he brought me up. I don’t agree with a lot of his values, but he did have a lot of integrity, and if he told us not to do something, he didn’t do it either.”
~ Madonna

“The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears.”
~ Francis Bacon, Sr.

“The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.”
~ Confucius

When one has not had a good father, one must create one.”
~Father’s day quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

Here are some women quotes.. Some are quotes on women and some are by famous women.

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
~James Thurber

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
~H.L. Mencken

We can start with this funny quote on women:
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
~Marcel Achard

Every woman should have a purse of her own
~Susan B. Anthony

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman’s weapon is her tongue.
~Hermione Gingold

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back
~ Dale Carnegie

Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
~Oscar Wilde

A woman’s whole life is a history of the affections.
~Washington Irving

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
~Author Unknown

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
~Stephen Stills

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
~Elbert Hubbard

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton

One is not born a woman, one becomes one.
~Simone de Beauvoir

I hate women because they always know where things are.
~Voltaire

The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
~Robert Graves

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
~Brendan Francis

Quotes By Famous Women:

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
~Marie Curie

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water
~ Nancy Reagan

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.
~Cher

For what is done or learned by one class of women becomes, by virtue of their common womanhood, the property of all women.
~Elizabeth Blackwell

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
~Gilda Radner

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
~Mae West

The family unit plays a critical role in our society and in the training of the generation to come.
~Sandra Day O’Connor

Funny Women Quotes:

If President Nixon’s secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses’ secretary, there would only be eight commandments.
~Art Buchwald

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman.
~Nancy Astor

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
~Author Unknown

Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.
~Charles Osgood

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
~Mark Twain

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
~Ed Howe

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
~Leo J. Burke

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
~Milwaukee Journal

A sweet new blossom of humanity.
~Author Unknown

Babies are a link between angels and man.
~Author Unknown

Babies are such a nice way to start people.
~Don Herrold

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.
~Barretto

If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
~Dave Barry

A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.
~Author Unknown

A baby has a special way of adding joy in every single day.
~Author Unknown

Every baby needs a lap.
~Henry Robin

A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
~Anonymous

A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
~Eda J. Le Shan

A baby is sunshine and moonbeams and more brightening your world as never before.
~Author Unknown

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
~Milwaukee Journal

When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they’re seeing angels.
~Eileen Elias Freeman

Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact … the family brings up baby by being brought up by him.
~Erik H. Erikson

Every baby needs a lap.
~Henry Robin

It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us.
~Dickens

It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.
~Terri Guillemets

No one likes change but babies in diapers.
~Barbara Johnson

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
~Leo J. Burke

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
~Mark Twain

A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.
~Frank A. Clark

Babies touch the world with love.
~Author Unknown

Ten fingers,
Ten toes
She’s laughter and teardrops
So small and brand new
And amazingly angelic
She’s sent to bless you
She’s one special Baby
The best of life’s treasure
And will grant and bless you
Many hours of great pleasure.
– Author Unknown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
~Bill Cosby

Don’t forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.
~May Sarton

Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
~Arthur C. Coxe

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
~Anonymous

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
~Barbara Christine Seifert

Child rearing myth #1: Labor ends when the baby is born.
~Anonymous

The smile that flickers on baby’s lips when he sleeps- does anybody know where it was borne? Yes, there is a rumor that a young pale beam of a crescent moon touched the edge of a vanishing autumn cloud, and there the smile was first born . . .
~Rabindranath Tagore

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
~Winston Churchill

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
~Benjamin Spock

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn’t have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. ~Georges Courteline

A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
~Eda J. Le Shan

Always kiss your children goodnight – even if they’re already asleep.
~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Children are our most valuable natural resource.
~Herbert Hoover

A newborn baby is as a flower ready to blossom with loving care.
~Grampie Pulsifer

God’s interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
~Martin H. Fischer

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
~Bill Cosby

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
~Carl Sandburg