Share Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~George Carlin Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~Erma Bombeck A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of [...]
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The Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes
Share OK, this is a Fun page. You have all seen the the Most interesting man in the World commercial. If you haven’t, it is a Beer commercial for Dos Equis. If you haven’t, then take a moment to see the compilation of the videos below. I have embedded it from youtube. [ Not my [...]
Will Rogers Quotes
Share Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s. A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. If you can build a business up big enough, it’s respectable. The movies are the only business where you can go out [...]
Funny Women Quotes
Share Some Funny Women quotes just for laughs. No offense intended. As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. ~Oscar Wilde Women’s intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking. ~Rupert Hughes Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them [...]
Women Quotes
Share I just love women, and who doesn’t, as long as she is not your wife (Vase flying…just missed my head) Jokes aside, women are a totally different human, and I don’t quite believe in equality and such. Women just are special and they have always proven to be stronger than the man. And like [...]
Cats Quotes
Share These be some cat quotes about those cute cats for your caturdays. The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends. ~Saki It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look [...]
Alcohol Quotes
Share Do not let alcohol control your life.Rather do it yourself.Here goes some quotes on alcohol If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.~Robert Louis Stevenson If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. ~Author unknown Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.~Gerard Way Draft beer, [...]
Astrology Quotes
Share Astrology is often true for many people because of the law of large numbers. There are only 12 types of predictions for 5 billion Humans. ~ allfamousquotes.net Astrologers that future fates foreshow. ~Alexander Pope I don’t believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the [...]