OK, this is a Fun page on quotes about the world’s most interesting man. You have all seen the “the Most interesting man in the World” commercial. If you haven’t, it is a Beer commercial for Dos Equis. If you haven’t, then take a moment to see the compilation of the videos below. I have embedded it from youtube. [ Not my creation] Then you will find the quotations below hopefully very funny. I found them to be some of the funniest quotes.. Enjoy “the most interesting man in the world quotes”.
So, here are the quotes from the world’s most interesting Man.
“He once beat Gary Kasparov at Chess, with his left hand”
“He once traveled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just “The Islands.”
“His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.”
“He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to. ”
“He went to watch a Tennis Match once and that was only one Match where John Mc Enroe didn’t swear or throw his Racket”
“He counts his chickens before they hatch…and they always hatch. ”
“He once asked a woman to say ‘NO’ to him, so he could understand rejection. ”
“He considers the practicing of any skill to be a form of cheating. ” He only need to do it once to be an expert.
” The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.” Now, that is the world’s most interesting men.
“He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.”
“He can make orange juice, out of apples. ”
“His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards”
“He speaks fluent French, in Russian.”
“His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.”
“Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.”
“He is so gentle with women, yet some faint at his touch”
“He is always on the right side of the tracks, even if he crossed to the other side, he’d still be on the right side. ”
“Even the deaf can hear him Speak.”
“Mike Tyson refused to fight with him”
Here is the Man:
“He takes his salad dressing right on the salad, so there is no going back”
“He once sent $1000 to a Nigerian scammer, and actually received his $5 million share of the loot.”
“One day he got so angry with dancing that he broke it.. The result is Break Dance”
” Michael Jackson learnt to Moon Walk from him”
I really like this one. The Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes indeed lol
He once traveled to the Virgin Islands, when he left the Virgin Islands were just “The Islands.”
“He once had an Iphone, before apple built it. Apple pays him a royalty”
“He once broke a mirror, and received seven years of good luck.”
“He has never learned from a mistake…because he has never made a Mistake. Mistakes are afraid of him ”
“There is nothing like recession, recession only happens to be those months when he started saving some money”
“He never goes swimming. Last time he did, it caused the Tsunami”
“His Sneeze caused Katrina”, such is the power of the most interesting man in the world.
“He once postponed a total eclipse of the sun, because it interfered with his polo match.”
“He can blow out a candle just by staring at it. The last air bender is rumored to be his Son”
“He doesn’t get addicted to smoking, cigarettes get addicted to him”
“His passwords never expire!”
“His Humvee is more eco-friendly than a Prius, because it runs on his urine”
“Once a Black Mamba Bite him, the Black Mamba is now tamed”
“It is rumored that he was born when a Tsunami and a Twister had sex with a Tigress”
” His email is gmail@theworldsmostinterstingman.com ”
“He had a staring contest with the sun, and the Sun had a solar eclipse.”
” Twitter gets its account verified by the most interesting man in the world.”
“He can win an argument with a knowing look.”
“At birth he cut his own umbilical cord ”
“He’s the only person to have come back from the Bermuda Triangle, with a souvenir ”
“He never gets sunburn, the sun gets burns”
“His charm is so contagious, vaccines had to be created for it, by mating Evelyn Salt and Chuck Norris.”
“He can download the Internet & compress it to a single MB file!”
“He is also rumored to be the father of Evelyn Salt”
“He is so cool, he makes ice jealous”
“He is very angry that someone started a joke saying that he Shits food and eats shit” lol
So What are your favorites of the most interesting man in the world quotes?
Stay Thirsty, My friend..
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He lives vicariously through himself
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He once had an awkward moment just to see what it feels like
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At museums he is allowed to touch the art
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He would get in touch with his feminine side, if he had one.
If he punched you in the face you would have to resist the urge to thank him.
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Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.
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Some say that he found the Fountain of Youth but didn’t drink because he wasn’t thirsty.
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“He plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun… bullets know better”
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sharks have a week dedicated to him
he is the life of parties he’s never attended
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At museums, he’s allowed to touch the art.
His mother has a tattoo that reads “Son.”
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I’ve counted to infinity – TWICE!!!
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When he swims with dolphins, he understands them.
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when he was little, he stepped on a crack and broke the other kids mamma’s back.
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He was Mark Zuckerberg’s first Facebook friend.
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He once went to a fortune teller…..to warn her!
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When he goes to an amusement park the rides get nervous.
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When he swims by the island where the great white’s hunt seals the seals are safe.
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He doesn’t have to collect honey the bee’s bring it to him.
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He can play all musical instruments… And has never taken a lesson
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Michael Jordan considers him the greatest basketball player, ever
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There is a waitlist of people to help him move
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He doesn’t read the news, he makes it
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He never crosses the line, and the line wouldn’t dare to cross him
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Santa writes letters to him to tell him what he’d like for Christmas
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Why warm up all old chuck norris jokes for a beer comercial?
Because he fathered of Chuck Norris when he was a Kid!
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aliens ask him to probe them
when he goes to the white house, the president asks what he should do