The Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes

OK, this is a Fun page on quotes about the world’s most interesting man. You have all seen the “the Most interesting man in the World” commercial. If you haven’t, it is a Beer commercial for Dos Equis. If you haven’t, then take a moment to see the compilation of the videos below. I have embedded it from youtube. [ Not my creation] Then you will find the quotations below hopefully very funny. I found them to be some of the funniest quotes.. Enjoy “the most interesting man in the world quotes”.

So, here are the quotes from the world’s most interesting Man.

“He once beat Gary Kasparov at Chess, with his left hand”

“He once traveled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just “The Islands.”

“His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.”

“He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to. ”

“He went to watch a Tennis Match once and that was only one Match where John Mc Enroe didn’t swear or throw his Racket”

“He counts his chickens before they hatch…and they always hatch. ”

“He once asked a woman to say ‘NO’ to him, so he could understand rejection. ”

“He considers the practicing of any skill to be a form of cheating. ” He only need to do it once to be an expert.

” The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.” Now, that is the world’s most interesting men.

“He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.”

“He can make orange juice, out of apples. ”

“His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards”

“He speaks fluent French, in Russian.”

“His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.”

“Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.”

“He is so gentle with women, yet some faint at his touch”

“He is always on the right side of the tracks, even if he crossed to the other side, he’d still be on the right side.”

“Even the deaf can hear him Speak.”

“Mike Tyson refused to fight with him”

Here is the Man:

“He takes his salad dressing right on the salad, so there is no going back”

“He once sent $1000 to a Nigerian scammer, and actually received his $5 million share of the loot.”

“One day he got so angry with dancing that he broke it.. The result is Break Dance”

” Michael Jackson learnt to Moon Walk from him”

I really like this one. The Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes indeed lol
He once traveled to the Virgin Islands, when he left the Virgin Islands were just “The Islands.”

“He once had an Iphone, before apple built it. Apple pays him a royalty”

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  1. John says:

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    He lives vicariously through himself

    1. Paul says:

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      He once caught the Lochness Monster on a fishing trip in Scotland, and threw it back in, even though it wasn’t catch and release.

  2. John says:

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    He once had an awkward moment just to see what it feels like

  3. John says:

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    At museums he is allowed to touch the art

  4. Greg says:

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    He would get in touch with his feminine side, if he had one.

    If he punched you in the face you would have to resist the urge to thank him.

  5. Tom says:

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    Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.

  6. Tom says:

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    Some say that he found the Fountain of Youth but didn’t drink because he wasn’t thirsty.

  7. Ryan says:

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    “He plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun… bullets know better”

  8. Tony says:

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    sharks have a week dedicated to him

    he is the life of parties he’s never attended

  9. Kate says:

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    At museums, he’s allowed to touch the art.

    His mother has a tattoo that reads “Son.”

  10. andy says:

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    I’ve counted to infinity – TWICE!!!

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    When he swims with dolphins, he understands them.

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  14. dJjoel says:

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    He was Mark Zuckerberg’s first Facebook friend.

  15. linds83 says:

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    He once went to a fortune teller…..to warn her!

  16. Pat says:

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    When he visits the White House the Marines get the door for him instead of the President.

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    When he goes to an amusement park the rides get nervous.

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  19. Pat says:

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    He doesn’t have to collect honey the bee’s bring it to him.

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    There is a waitlist of people to help him move

  23. It's me says:

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    He doesn’t read the news, he makes it

  24. It's me says:

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    He never crosses the line, and the line wouldn’t dare to cross him

  25. It's me says:

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    He has problems getting soft

  26. It's me says:

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    Santa writes letters to him to tell him what he’d like for Christmas

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      Because he fathered of Chuck Norris when he was a Kid!

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    aliens ask him to probe them
    when he goes to the white house, the president asks what he should do

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