Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
If there’s a will, prosperity can’t be far behind.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
Show me a great actor and I’ll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you’ve seen the devil.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.