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Weed Quotes

You may wonder! What? Weed Quotes? How can there be quotes on weeds, but here we are. Some of these are really famous and inspiring as well, and then we have the other weed.. the kind that we smoke..

Here are some famous weed quotes that might inspire you like this one by Doug Larson.
“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. ”

I grew up like a neglected weed – ignorant of liberty, having no experience of it.
~Harriet Tubman

“Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds.”
~Leonardo da Vinci

“A man’s children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season.”
~Anonymous

“Less than the dust beneath thy chariot wheel, less than the weed that grows beside thy door.”
~Adela Florence Nicolson

“You must weed your mind as you would weed your garden.”
~Astrid Alauda

And some quotations with the word Weed..

But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last.
~Robert M. Pyle

Slavery is a weed that grows on every soil.
~Edmund Burke

A man’s children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season.
~Author Unknown

One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds.
~John Burroughs

A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
~Author Unknown

A good garden may have some weeds.
~Thomas Fuller

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
~Anonymous

What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place. ~Donald Culross Peattie

I always think of my sins when I weed. They grow apace in the same way and are harder still to get rid of.
~Helena Rutherfurd Ely

And then some funny quotes on Mariju**a for your Tee Shirts or myspace and suchlike

That’s what I do… Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke… I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup, that’s my twist.
~Beanie Sigel

Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens.
~William Beveridge

Neither do thou lust after that tawny weed tobacco.
~Ben Jonson

And a nice Proverb on Weed:
“Criticizing another’s garden doesn’t keep the weeds out of your own. ”

“Science grows like a weed every year.”
~Kary Mullis

2 Comments

  1. misha says:

    Hers my quote “Fuck quotes, give me the weed!”

  2. jenny says:

    these suck … no offense but when i say quotes i mean funny ones that keep me entertained….
    FOR EX:
    if ocean were weed and i was a duck , id swim to the bottom and smoke my way up. But the ocean aint weed and i aint a duck , so pass the bong and shut the fuck up….

    THATS WHAT I EXPECT TO READ …..

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