Women Quotes

I just love women, and who doesn’t, as long as she is not your wife (Vase flying…just missed my head)
Jokes aside, women are a totally different human, and I don’t quite believe in equality and such. Women just are special and they have always proven to be stronger than the man. And like someone said, there is not such thing as superiority complex, only inferiority complex, which is the root cause of all discrimination. I for one love and respect my women.

Here are some women quotes.. Some are quotes on women and some are by famous women.

However, I’m not denying that the women are foolish: God Almighty made them to match the men.
~George Eliot

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
~James Thurber

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
~H.L. Mencken

We can start with this funny quote on women:
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
~Marcel Achard

Every woman should have a purse of her own
~Susan B. Anthony

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman’s weapon is her tongue.
~Hermione Gingold

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back
~ Dale Carnegie

Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy.
~Friedrich Nietzsche

Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
~Oscar Wilde

A woman’s whole life is a history of the affections.
~Washington Irving

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
~Author Unknown

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
~Stephen Stills

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
~Elbert Hubbard

The best judge of whether or not a country is going to develop is how it treats its women. If it’s educating its girls, if women have equal rights, that country is going to move forward. But if women are oppressed and abused and illiterate, then they’re going to fall behind.
~Barack Obama

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
~Charlotte Whitton

One is not born a woman, one becomes one.
~Simone de Beauvoir

If young women were not deceived into a belief that affectation pleases, they would scarcely trouble themselves to practice it so much.
~Maria Edgeworth

I hate women because they always know where things are.

The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
~Robert Graves

The man’s desire is for the woman; but the woman’s desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
~Brendan Francis

Quotes By Famous Women:

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
~Marie Curie

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
~Sally Berger

A woman with a voice is by definition a strong woman. But the search to find that voice can be remarkably difficult.
~Melinda Gates

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water
~ Eleanor Roosevelt

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.

I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner.
~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

For what is done or learned by one class of women becomes, by virtue of their common womanhood, the property of all women.
~Elizabeth Blackwell

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
~Gilda Radner

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
~Charlotte Whitton

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
~Mae West

The family unit plays a critical role in our society and in the training of the generation to come.
~Sandra Day O’Connor

There never will be complete equality until women themselves help to make laws and elect lawmakers.
~Susan B. Anthony

You can do one of two things; just shut up, which is something I don’t find easy, or learn an awful lot very fast, which is what I tried to do.
~Jane Fonda

A few Funny Women Quotes here:

If President Nixon’s secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses’ secretary, there would only be eight commandments.
~Art Buchwald

You won’t regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up.
~Bernard Cornwel

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman.
~Nancy Astor

A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
~Oscar Wilde

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
~George Meredith

I am sure you have your own favorite Women quotes. Feel free to add your quotes in the comments below.

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  1. halfling says:

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    I love this list of quotes, in particular I like the one by H.L. Mencken, it is so true!! It is always lifting to have someone show interest in you, well at least if they are someone that is “your type”. Thanks for sharing.

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  3. Wade says:

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    I read them all. This one above is my favorite…

    The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
    ~Robert Graves

    So true! It’s amazing how many men have abdciated their manhood to stay in boyhood!

  4. Lisa says:

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    I was searching for some quotes for a multiple choice game that I was going to use for my annual regional meeting this summer. I am now confused – after reading hundreds and hundreds and going to many sites -you reference a quote from Nancy Reagan – “a woman is like a tea bag…” but, I have found on other quotes sites, that this was a quote from Eleanor Roosevelt. Is it customary that a famous quote, from a famous person, would be duplicated by the same? No less, both first wives? I find this very odd – even though the Reagan version has been changed slightly, and the meanings come off differently. Is this an error? I didn’t want to include quotes in my game, and then have this type of situation come back at me – I’d look rather foolish.
    Thank you
    -Just Curious.

    1. Admin says:

      Oh Dear! This is attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt. I am sorry, I must have typed too soon. I didn’t want to have to atribute the quote of a famous women to another famous women wrongly. You must have seen it being attributed to Nancy Reagan on some user submitted sites like thinkexist.com

      But here it was a Mistake.
      Sorry for the confusion and thank you so much for saving me from embarrassment…

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